It's a ridiculous premise to be sure, but I'm sure deep down we all secretly pine for immortality via dating sim - or is that just me?
There's no shortage of simple, absurdist dating sims revolving around meme-status celebrities, including Nicolas Cage, Adam Sandler, and John Cena, to name a few. Its scenario is no less bizarre, featuring the buff, tough Jaeger pilots and quirky scientists of , you play as the most sensible character choice from the film: Hannibal Chau, the impossibly eccentric black market organ dealer brought to life by the one and only Ron Perlman. shines with a clear application of effort on the creator's part.
It was 12 years ago, after your mother died during surgery due to an unreported error, that you first hatched your vengeful plot.
Kazuma must discover the secrets of Yukari's alpacalization, or learn to love her fuzzy new form.
This is a good game to play with your own significant other, because it's important to have an open dialogue about the consequences of sudden alpaca transformation.
Play this one with an open mind, and an open heart.
Supports the love between: A guy and his disembodied head/potted plant Humanity's days are numbered.
What you account for in your master plan was falling in love along the way.
I don't care who you are - that's a damn intriguing premise, and Kiss of Revenge does even more to invite players in by offering the prologue for free on i OS and Android.
Trust me, if you've been in a relationship long enough, you know what I'm talking about.
Knowing whether you can see love in those beady, alpaca eyes, or whether your partner would let you ride on their alpaca back, is something all couples face sooner or later.
And when it comes to, shall we say, couples, no one tops the open-minded pairings found in dating sims.
Jumping race or social castes is just the beginning; no line is too sacred for these poignant tales of romance.
There are also, apparently, non-potted plant woman you can date, but if you're not here to pervert your love of botany with dating then why even play this game?